A downloadable game


            *** ALIEN CHARACTERS + DICE ART UPDATED ON 12/18/22! ***
BEEF LOVING INVASIVE ALIENS HAVE LANDED AND CIRCLED YOUR FARM WITH CROP CIRCLES... MARKING IT AS A LANDING SITE FOR AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BEEF BUFFET!! 2-6 PLAYERS, AGES 12+... PLAY AS THE ALIEN BEEF ABDUCTORS OR AS SHOTGUN WIELDING FARMERS SEEKING TO DEFEND THE HERD!!

GAMEPLAY
One Team Controls the Farmers and One Controls the Aliens! Farmers seek to wrangle their cows back into the Barn and put a few pieces of buckshot in the unknown Cow Thieves; while the Aliens seek to capture the Cows, mind control pesky farmers and lead the Cows back to their UFOs! Cows also move autonomously based on their own dice roll outcome, and can be controlled/moved accordingly by any player!

GET THE RETAIL EDITION ON THE GAMECRAFTER! 
DOWNLOAD "Don't Steal My Cow, Man!" ON TABLETOP SIMULATOR 

Visit the Starport420 to Download the Print and Play Edition!
Print the components, assemble them, and play within minutes!!!
Included in the PnP Edition: Gameboard, Game Pieces, Rulebook!

For more info on the UFO/Cow abduction phenomenon, visit: The Starport420 

Thanks for playing!
Star Captain Dread
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